The Lion's Tower
Magical Sentient Spirit Beer Keg
Magical Sentient Spirit Beer Keg
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Meet the most temperamental tavern resident you'll ever encounter: the Magical Sentient Spirit Beer Keg! Possessed by the spirit of an ancient dwarven master brewer, this enchanted keg produces the finest ales—when it's in a good mood. But beware: this keg’s temper is as short as a dwarf’s patience, and a single insult (intentional or not) could turn its premium brew into a foamy, bitter disaster. Equal parts brewmaster and brawler, this miniature brings chaos, comedy, and a splash of mischief to any tabletop campaign.
It started as a typical rowdy evening at the Dragon’s Cask Tavern. The magical keg sat in its corner, glowing faintly as it hummed a cheerful dwarven drinking song. Patrons clinked mugs, enjoying the world-class beer it had brewed that day. All was well until Goran, a perpetually drunk human mercenary, slurred out a careless comment. “I’ve had better swill from an ogre’s boot!” he shouted, pointing at the keg.
The room fell silent. The keg’s glow dimmed, then flared an angry red. It growled—a deep, resonant sound that made the tables vibrate. Before anyone could stop it, a chunky, ethereal hand emerged, and grabbed a heavy pewter tankard. With a bellow that shook the rafters, the keg launched itself at Goran, beating him senseless with the tankard while spouting a stream of dwarvish obscenities at the offender, whilst simultaneously spilling frothy, ruined ale everywhere. The premium beer, the tavern’s pride and joy, was lost in an instant.
The barkeep’s wail of despair echoed over the chaos. “That was my best brew, you idiot!” he shouted at the dazed Goran, now sprawled on the floor in a puddle of ruined ale and blood. The magical keg fumed in the corner, muttering curses in ancient dwarvish. It would take hours of coaxing, apologies, and perhaps a well-tuned dwarven ballad to calm it down and restore its brewing prowess.
The tavern learned an important lesson that night: never insult a drunken dwarf spirit, especially one capable of brewing—and ruining—liquid gold.
Key Features:
- A whimsical and volatile addition to your tabletop adventures, perfect for tavern scenes, quests, or comic relief.
- Sculpted in stunning detail, capturing its enchanted design and mischievous personality.
- Ideal for RPGs and wargames, providing a unique mix of chaos, combat, and storytelling potential.
Add the Magical Sentient Spirit Beer Keg to your collection today and bring a frothy splash of hilarity to your campaigns. Just remember—keep it happy, or risk an ale-soaked rampage!
This product contains a magical sentient spirit beer keg, a single miniature.
STL
The STL variant of this product is supplied as repaired STL files, LYS supported files and supported STL files. Presupports are professionally done and designed to remove beautifully (provided you have dialled in your printer settings). They are guaranteed to give you one of the best printing experiences you've ever had! Are we allowed to use the term "printgasm"?! :-)
RESIN
The Resin version contains 1 high quality resin miniature, printed to 32mm scale. All support material is removed prior to shipping and the resin is fully cured to ensure that it is safe to handle. We will also supply an appropriately sized round MDF base per model. No additional cleaning is required, simply glue the model to a base using Cyanoacrylate glue (superglue) and paint it.
All models are printed to order and you will join the print queue in the order in which your order arrives with us. We can print the miniatures in 28mm scale if you wish, just please ensure that you let us know after placing the order or on your order notes when you complete your purchase.
Please note that our resin models are UV cured and prolonged exposure of the resin to sunlight will continue to cure the resin and may cause it to go brittle in time. To avoid this please paint the models as soon as you are able (this also helps you to keep your pile of shame to a minimum!). You only need to prime them to prevent the over curing.
Miniatures come with MDF bases supplied by Sarissa Precision.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Production and Shipping
Please note that all orders placed through this UK website are produced at and shipped from Lion Tower Miniatures Limited (Trading as The Lions Tower), located in Solihull, UK.
We are not currently registered for VAT so there should be none to pay on any orders whether UK or international.
Production
STL files and other digital products are already loaded into the product, and once added to your basket and paid for, will be added to your library. Please ensure that you use a registered account in order that you can come back to download the products when you need to.
All of our physical products are 3D printed to order on a first-come-first-served basis. Please allow up to 10 working days for us to process your order. During busy periods this may be a little longer but you will be kept up to date on progress.
Prints are carried out on a resin 3D printer with a <25 micron XY pixel resolution, and printed at 0.25mm layer height. This ensures the best possible quality for you.
Our resin of choice is Phrozen Aqua 4K - it is fantastic for picking up the detail on the miniatures and has enough flexibility once fully cured to be robust enough for regular handling and gaming.
The printed models are thoroughly cleaned to remove any excess resin from the surface and all support material is removed* and the model is quality inspected to ensure that it meets our high standards. They are then cured so they are safe for you to handle.
Some of our models may be supplied in multiple parts, and all are supplied with a separate base. Simply test fit the parts dry so that you know how the model assembles, and then use superglue to fix the components together. After holding the parts together for a few seconds, the glue should have cured and the parts will be fixed securely.
The resin we use for 3D printing is UV curing, so exposure to UV light is what turns it from a liquid into a solid. We supply the models perfectly cured and cleaned, ready to paint and game with. Exposure to sunlight may continue to cure the resin resulting in a more brittle finish. To preserve the flexibility of the models, please paint them as soon as possible - even a simple coat of primer is enough to block the sunlight and prevent excess curing.
*There may be some fine micro supports around the miniature but these can be quickly and easily removed using a scalpel or hobby knife.
Shipping Costs
Shipping from the UK to anywhere in the world is a big deal for us! We ship all our orders via Evri as our first choice.
In our shopping cart your shipping costs are dynamically calculated as you add products, so there should be no surprises at the checkout.
To provide you with a guide, our shipping costs break out into the following tiered prices by zone. Please be aware that you are responsible for any Customs charges or import duties applied by your country.
United Kingdom (g)
0 - 1000: £5.00
1001 and up: £8.00
European Countries - Zone 1 (g)
0 - 250: £5.70
251 - 500: £7.20
501 - 750: £8.20
751 - 1000: £9.30
1001+ : £10.20
European Countries - Zone 2 (g)
0 - 250: £5.80
251 - 500: £7.40
501 - 750: £8.60
751 - 1000: £9.60
1001 + : £10.70
European Countries - Zone 3 (g)
0 - 250: £6.70
251 - 500: £8.60
501 - 750: £9.90
751 - 1000: £11.30
1001+ : £12.30
North America - World Zone 1 (g)
0 - 250: £8.20 251 - 500: £12.00
501 - 750: £14.70
751 - 1000: £17.50
1001+ : £19.70
World Zone 2 (g)
0 - 250: £9.70
251 - 500: £14.30
501 - 750: £17.40
751 - 1000: £20.60
1001 + : £23.50
Rest of the World - World Zone 3 (g)
0 - 250: £10.50
251 - 500: £16.10
501 - 750: £18.90
751 - 1000: £22.50
1001+ : £26.00
Standard Service
Parcels sent by Evri in the UK, usually take 1-2 working days from shipping to arrival at your door. Shipping to the US and usually takes 5-10 days with this method. See below for estimated timings for other countries.
The following chart shows delivery times by country:
| Ordering Country |
Delivery Time (Working Days)* |
| UK | 1-2 |
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Western Europe |
3-6 |
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Southern Europe |
3-7 |
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Eastern Europe & Scandinavia |
5-9 |
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European Islands |
5-9 |
| USA | 5-10 |
| Canada | 5-12 |
| Rest of World | 5-10 |
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*Delivery time does not include the time it takes to print, pick and pack the order. Delivery times are estimates. Orders can take up to 14 Days (UK) or 28 Days (RoW). |
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UK customers should receive their orders, on average, within 2-4 days of dispatch. Evri states they’ll deliver within 15 days but the vast majority of cases are much quicker than that (please let us know if it ever takes longer).
European customers generally receive their orders within 15 working days and Rest of the World customers within 28 working days.
Please note customs charges may apply when shipping outside of the UK which Lion Tower Miniatures ltd are ineligible for. Please be prepared to pay any fees before placing an order with us.
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All Items Made to Order
All miniatures are made to order so please allow up to 10 working days during busy periods for your orders to be processed.